Computers are cool...but I'm obviously not.

Can you believe that my young self took the time to write this out this silly little program by hand? Even worse is that the final product ended up being much, much longer, but all based around the same trick of scrolling ascii art and calling for the user to press a key to continue. I may still have the disk around, but it's a 5 1/4 mac format...so it would take a bit to transfer, and it's really not worth the effort.

Tomorrow, the jewel of this collection. A self portrait done around age 10. None of you will ever be able to look me in the eyes without giggling again. Now remind me why I'm doing this again?