Wednesday, September 07, 2005

47 Reasons I Didn't Become A Cartoonist: Part 8

War...nuclear or otherwise

I find it a bit sad that my 10 year old self had to deal with these issues. I blame "The Day After".


Understatement of the century. But why is H in quotations? Does it stand for something other than hydrogen? Happy, hilarity, hair, hussy, hotdog, horny, hippy, horse, house, Hitler, heart, hymen, hydrangea, hyper-keratosis...oh now I'm just getting silly. :P


Now that the pesky surface dwellers and their dessicated land masses are gone the kingdom of Atlantis will rule the planet!


They want to shoot our flag out of a cannon? Perhaps I should have thought about this one a bit more. Let's just pretend it's the Ayatollah Khomeini wiping his ass with the flag so we can all have a good chuckle.

3 comments:

Christian said...

Hirsute? Hilarity? Hosenpheffer? But seriously, the power of the mighty atom is no laughing matter.

AAM said...

god forbid they should ever drop the hymen bomb.

Scott said...

actually, the symbol of shooting OUR flag via a canon is a pretty powerful image.

By force, you WILL BE AMERICAN!!!

Bomb them into 'democracy' (which is really a bizzarre neo-corporate/fascist military dictatorship whichonly loosely resembles a 'democracy')!!!~~~!!!