I find it a bit sad that my 10 year old self had to deal with these issues. I blame "The Day After".
Understatement of the century. But why is H in quotations? Does it stand for something other than hydrogen? Happy, hilarity, hair, hussy, hotdog, horny, hippy, horse, house, Hitler, heart, hymen, hydrangea, hyper-keratosis...oh now I'm just getting silly. :P
Now that the pesky surface dwellers and their dessicated land masses are gone the kingdom of Atlantis will rule the planet!
They want to shoot our flag out of a cannon? Perhaps I should have thought about this one a bit more. Let's just pretend it's the Ayatollah Khomeini wiping his ass with the flag so we can all have a good chuckle.

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Hirsute? Hilarity? Hosenpheffer? But seriously, the power of the mighty atom is no laughing matter.
god forbid they should ever drop the hymen bomb.
actually, the symbol of shooting OUR flag via a canon is a pretty powerful image.
By force, you WILL BE AMERICAN!!!
Bomb them into 'democracy' (which is really a bizzarre neo-corporate/fascist military dictatorship whichonly loosely resembles a 'democracy')!!!~~~!!!
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