Wednesday, October 05, 2005

Dirty Jobs

Reason number 717 I'll never be a pig farmer:
I don't want to jack off a pig.

At least with the horse they used an artificial vagina...but they still to hold it. Eww. I hope the host, Mike Rowe, is well paid for everything they put him through.

Best line from tonight's episode...delivered while cleaning up a sow for artificial insemination:
I don't want to be too rough with her, but this vulva's a disaster

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I would like to add that, unless you have jacked a mile in a farmers pig, you shouldn't judge.